What I learned from the Haitian quake

I used to insist that human habitats are made more dangerous, and human lives put in greater peril, by freedom of commerce and industry.

I'm sure you've heard the news

I want America made subservient to the agenda of global redistribution and control. And truly patriotic Americans like you and the Republican Party are the only thing standing in their way.

According to my rules, you can't say anything negative about blacks in politics

I'm defending the president and his agenda, not on its merits, but solely against people who just don't like the color of his skin.

The conservatives never say to me

The "conservatives" accept my premises, move in orbit around me, and cannot imagine really challenging liberalism.

I'm concerned about giving myself warm and fuzzy feelings about doing what I believe is the right thing

I do not care about Spanish people.

I tend to pass blame along to the victims of crime

"Social justice", is a codeword for government theft from those that have worked hard for their money, to those that don't deserve a damn dime of that same money.

Revolution comes from above

I never admitted -- far less apologized for -- the fact that the Soviet Empire engaged in the most brutal imperialism.

To understand my grotesque hypocrisy you must view it from the perspective of my religion of socialism

I view abortion and sexual promiscuity as social weapons to destroy the Judeo-Christian moral foundations of our constitutional government, opening the way for full socialization of the economy.

Forced health care is necessary

I've been known to say and do just about anything in order to deceive, exaggerate and plain old lie my way into getting the American people to fall into my legislative traps. Nothing is beneath me when it comes to pushing legislation through Congress in order to further my socialist agenda especially since Barack Obama took office.

I'm totalitarian in nature

I'm narrow minded and have a set of predetermined beliefs that don't allow me to change. I suffer from tunnel vision and can't think outside the box.

Rationing death panels

I've decided to forgo reasoned debate to engage in one of my favorite pastimes: creating semantic bedlam.

It's me with the violent history

I assassinate presidents.

Where is my anger at apparent conflict of interest?

it has come out now that the White House and its occupants are sleazier than we could ever know, and I love it!

How I'm destroying religion and culture in America

Erase the notion of the nuclear family and I've destroyed the Judeo-Christian identity of America.

Where do standards of decency and privacy go when the target is a conservative?

Conservative female politicians are apparently the only big-game that I still feel OK about hunting down.

I have a political disaster

I was very effective at making the previous Republican administration look bad.

My distorted perceptions and destructive agenda are the product of a disturbed personality

I'm passionate about a world filled with pity, sorrow, neediness, misfortune, poverty, suspicion, mistrust, anger, exploitation, discrimination, victimization, alienation and injustice.

I need to admit that socialized medicine means letting old people die to save money

Why? Because while people are waiting for the operation, some of them die, thereby saving the cost of the operation - and it's ever so much easier for the politicians.

I consider myself spiritual, or even godly, because I submit to so many rules

The next time I to convince you that you morally owe 50% of your wealth to the poor, just laugh at me and tell me that you died with Christ and will no longer submit to my pagan wisdom.

Liberals like Brooks

I never can critique or criticize myself without first blaming Bush or the Republicans.

Nobody Photoshopped Trig Palin in an offensive way or in bad taste. Nobody.

I can't win on facts and evidence. I need to propagate racism, sexism and any other "ism" you can name, Hitler and The Nazis would have ruled the world forever had today's Liberals and Progressives been around in the U.S. and Germany.

Generally, I'm a Marxist who prefers violent revolution, but I'll settle for the 2008 election results

I'm trying to do is pass as many laws as possible, in order to impose as quickly as possible, a coercive system of government that will end individual freedom and create the infrastructure of a socialist system.

I'm an egotistical moron

I'm invincibly ignorant.

I never condemn real racism

Racism is so nebulous.

Trig has divided America

I see genetic perfection as an entitlement.

I hate the idea of freedom and liberty

That is why bit by bit the Constitution has been torn up. I have supported and promoted gun control to ban the right to self defense and to prevent the people from overthrowing my reign and by suppressing freedom of speech and freedom of the press.

I was actively rooting for us to loose in Iraq because if we won, then it would make Bush look good

My only core principle is the aggregation of power, no matter how I get it.

I try to sell snake oil cures

The more conservatives present the truth, the more entrenched I become in my lies.

I should buy a cavemen military type a beer

Because Republicans do all the fighting for me and I suck the tit of hard working conservatives.

I go beserk!

I'm outraged and freaking out over the new ad by the Our Country Deserves Better Committee.